Grim Reaper

Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm ****ing the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction.

The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my dick, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.

Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my dick and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your dick explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your dick soft, you're a better man than I am.

Sir Ventalot
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Whigguah

better ask the chick if she took a shit before puttin dick in her ass

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Marques

shiiiit mayne!

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999-KEENOO™

hope it don't happen again mans gonna get dick rot.........urgh

Druganought

Hahaha that's a story an a half!

ballinAri

wow lmao

damn

ILuvBussItBabies

shits happened to me b4 also man i feel ya pain

Peimi

I only fuck pussies ..

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dillyNZ

lmao

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