| Ima do this shit, you should to One day a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better, so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over, and right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blow job from her "best friend" and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.
He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."
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